Sex and English

Especially fun for those of you who understand the English language better than me, or is it I. No, it's me........or is it I?

Sex and Good English
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who
was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being
persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The medicine man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is a powerful medicine, and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful,

and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the
medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a
preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle

Viv...that was funny!.

Oldies are always goodies, in answer to your conundrum at the top of your yarn, "For those who understand the English language better that I"

One lives & learns, except for "txt tlk"

KISS MY GRITS

DOH

Do you really want to explain about grits all over again .

KISS MY GRITS? Where'z that?

the English!!!

I forgot!

Subjective I vs objective me.

Compound subject; those who + I.

Or is it compound object? for those who + me.

Viv...looks like another one needs to Kiss Your Grits

@@ll I don't know.

I failed sex ed in school.

Were you counting to to 4 instead?