Topic: Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center
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Fri 04/15/11 11:01 AM
Edited by singmesweet on Fri 04/15/11 11:03 AM
The men seemed to love the womens' classes. I wonder if they'll enjoy these as well? :tongue:

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM


Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

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Fri 04/15/11 11:22 AM
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa scared scared scared scared scared scared scared scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 04/15/11 12:24 PM
I like the urination one, come on guys how can you miss a big hole, I mean a toilet you lift the seat and aim, how can your aim be wrong.laugh laugh laugh slaphead

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Fri 04/15/11 12:28 PM
To many tequilas.

thewaterbearer's photo
Fri 04/15/11 12:29 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 04/15/11 12:33 PM
Indeed not many fit me, but a few do hit home. whoa whoa whoa

AndyBgood's photo
Fri 04/15/11 12:34 PM
Scary and funny at the same time!

Foszil's photo
Fri 04/15/11 02:30 PM
Passed that series some years ago, now for the masters classes:tongue:

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Fri 04/15/11 03:45 PM

Passed that series some years ago, now for the masters classes:tongue:

Ray you may have to write a paper.

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Sat 04/16/11 10:08 PM
laugh happy laugh

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Sat 04/16/11 10:19 PM

Passed that series some years ago, now for the masters classes:tongue:


Maybe you can help out your fellow men who are still having trouble? laugh

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Sat 04/16/11 10:26 PM
Hmmm...Quite the slam on the man.Love the sarcasm.Here's one for ya.If singmesweet was talking in the forest and no one was there to listen,would she still be bitching?

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Sat 04/16/11 10:27 PM
Who is bitching? I'm laughing. laugh

mightymoe's photo
Sat 04/16/11 10:27 PM

Hmmm...Quite the slam on the man.Love the sarcasm.Here's one for ya.If singmesweet was talking in the forest and no one was there to listen,would she still be bitching?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....yes, of course she would...
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/16/11 10:28 PM
Aww, some men can't take a joke. :wink: