thier is a man how have a parrot in his store
every time a female customer walk in the store
the parrot say to her,hi sexy ,hi ***** hi and hi and hi
the female customer got mad and told him u better get rid of this parrot,cos am so mad from him and left
she came back after one week and the parrot said to her hi sweety ,,hi cutey .......
the female said ohhh thats nice i will buy the parrot now
the owner said but the price is up 100 dollar now cos i teach him 2 launguage...she said how ...
the owner said: if u raise ur left legs he will speake inglish ..if u raise ur right legs he will speak spanish
the female customer said :ohhhhh how if i raise my 2 legs
the parrot said :i told u before she is a *****

LOL...