A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now . Cause this is the last stop! And all of you Sons Of *****es who are getting on, get your a$$es on the train...cause we're going on down the
tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers please remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We also hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue . . . "For those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pizzed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b itch in the kitchen.

I see where this was nominated for deletion for attacking/insulting others. I would like to know how it attacked or insulted any other member on this site?

Yup! I can see this working really well.

please explain what you mean by that, kid, because I dont quite follow what you are trying to say

I don't agree with this idea of moderation.

I vote 3 coffee spits and an extra snort of caffeine out the nose... :)

ok... I can see where it works in some instances and for the right reasons. And I can see where some of these posts can become redundant or repetative in their nature. But then... there are those members who just recently join and have not seen the joke or post before, and should be afforded the opertunity to see it. "But this is just my opinion... I could be wrong" as quoted from Dennis Miller.

I hope you aren't using artificial sweetener! That stuff'll burn the cilia outta your proboscis!

Dennis Miller is never wrong! IMO

Point thread still here, can vote for also.
I think the process is working.

HI, I THINK IT SHOULD REMAIN AND ACCEPTED AS A FUNNY STORY. PEOPLE SHOULD LIGHTEN UP , ITS ONLY A STORY.