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Jeanniebean
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Sat 04/09/11 10:55 AM
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:
1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. |
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If the man already does 1,3, and 4
Would that make any difference? |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. "Honey....oh, I just HATE football, dear........" |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. "Honey....oh, I just HATE football, dear........" .....or whatever he likes on T.V. |
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If the man already does 1,3, and 4 Would that make any difference? Are you asking if the man is already a great cook (cooks for himself) and worships himself and watches whatever he wants on T.V.? Would that make any difference in what? The relationship? Sure... all he needs now is a nice looking blow up doll. |
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A bit harsh ^^"
but the truth is a funny one ^^ |
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I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is .. What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand? If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime. But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right? What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously. |
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Im sry, I dont really know ^^"
Im not experienced.....I cant answer that Maybe its what feels most natural...or something to that effect |
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Edited by
Dict8
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Sat 04/09/11 11:34 AM
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I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is .. What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand? If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime. But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right? What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously. |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. Eh? I thought all I needed was duct tape. |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. This is of minimal importance to me. While I have no desire to live in a bombed-out hovel, housekeeping (as far as I'm concerned) is less a matter of neatness than it is a matter of being able to find stuff when you need it. As for cooking, I can't cook at all, and it doesn't really matter to me if she can or not. That's why Al Gore invented the microwave and Arby's. My philosophy on food preparation is very simple -- if it takes longer to cook it than it does to eat it, it's not worth doing. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. OK. Can't argue. 3. Worship him as a god. No thanks. My ego isn't that fragile. I just want to be worshiped as an author. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. I have absolutely no interest in football. Baseball and hockey, that's another story! BUT -- it would be really nice if she was able to maintain a conversation about something more involved than shoes and babies. |
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I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is .. What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand? If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime. But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right? What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously. [/quoteWE humans were MADE to SHARE life with a------NOTHER! The fact that an orgasm can be reached ALONE,,has no merit or substance felt inside one's heart or mind,,,,as a JOINING WITH ANOTHER SOUL,,,because to ME,,,SEX,,has NEVER been about me getting off... Its that place,,,where we truly feel in mind and spirit that we have JOINED INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S GREATEST DEEPEST FEELINGS OF EXPRESSIONS! Call THAT LOVE,,or what you will,,but ITS not something to be USED or ABUSED,,IT and MAKING A CHILD,,ARE ONE OF OUR GREATEST GIFTS TO HAVE IN US....and IT means MUCH to this MAN.... OH,,,AND,,i HATE ALL SPORTS as to WATCH ANY on TV..or IN PERSON,,,they do nothing for me...? So many people FEEL,,,many ways,,and labels only make other's close their eyes,,not OPEN them,,,, |
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A sex doll cant talk dirty to ya.
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Hummm why do some think that men want anything different then what a woman wants??????????
One just has to find the one that wants some of the same things in life and willing to comprise on the other things..... |
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Never tried one of those doll things but it seems you're sold on them being just as good as a woman...I always imagined it to be painful...
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. But what good is any of that? There is no challenge to a relationship like that. That is how a lot of men get fat and useless! |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. where is the beer? |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. Eh? I thought all I needed was duct tape. and beer... |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. But what good is any of that? There is no challenge to a relationship like that. That is how a lot of men get fat and useless! I TOTALLY AGREE. I am basing this conclusion on the replies I found on the other thread about 4 things that make a man happy. Most men are saying.... sex, food, football, etc. Now are they joking around? Or do men not even know what things they want that will make them happy? I know that a woman can't make a man happy. Happiness comes from within. But I am beginning to think that men don't really know what they want or what will really make them happy. |
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According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is: 1. Be a really good cook and house keeper. 2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs. 3. Worship him as a god. 4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V. But what good is any of that? There is no challenge to a relationship like that. That is how a lot of men get fat and useless! I TOTALLY AGREE. I am basing this conclusion on the replies I found on the other thread about 4 things that make a man happy. Most men are saying.... sex, food, football, etc. Now are they joking around? Or do men not even know what things they want that will make them happy? I know that a woman can't make a man happy. Happiness comes from within. But I am beginning to think that men don't really know what they want or what will really make them happy. of course we don't, but beer and sex is a good start... |
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