Rather than committing murder, criminals and stupid people would be conscripted for the army, but kept separate. The stupid people are the cattle....the fodder....for the war machine. The criminals would be my natural born killers, with survival of the fittest and natural selection weeding out the stupid and inept.

During times of peace, manual labor would be enforced upon the army. Work for the good of society while keeping active and fit. Some might provide us with gladiatorial entertainment, but not to the death. The criminals can do that behind the scenes. We had an image to protect, you know.

This is but one aspect of my rule...

Or is it really just from a story I have never written?

Very nice lynx ^^



I think we have similar ideas

Just without all the bloodshed and war ^^"

My people will be trained through small doses of poisonous gasses until they are immune, and when you arrive. . .you will be gassed and misguided into our landmines...MEN first, women second, we will keep the children and train them as our own.

It would be a bad thing for me to be a King...

War waged
Become the Common enemy
Prepare for blood and tears
Hearts crushed
Emotions killing the weak
Weapons dulled over a drink

i would be queen of the damned of course
the undead
living hell on earth
raging war upon ourself
life sacrifice
finding lambs
in a sea of ordinary
bathed in blood
like erzebet
forever mourning
forever morning
that's who i'd be

I would make distance peeing a national sport, and also target-spitting. Our national plant would be the artificial orange tree, and our national bird, the orang-utang.

I would order my people to wear the proud symbol of my country, their underwear, bravely and proudly over their outer clothes.

I would sit judgement every Tuesday, and decide disputes between my subjects; but the cases must be presented to me only in Swedish, which I don't speak.

A well-trained army of tall, good looking blondes, any age, female, of course, and needless to say, well-stacked, will be my chess partners, and they will defend their king to the last drop.

Parliament (or congress) will be dissolved indefinitely, in a 70% (by weight) chlorine acid solution.

No children on the land can be forced to eat Broccoli or Tire Irons.

Taxation and revenue, as well as currency for trade and to settle debts, both public and private, will be in laughs. People with no sense of humour will live on welfare, which means that they will get a bag of tickles every two weeks, while the steel barons and the financial moguls will be laughing to the bank every day.

I shall be remember by posteriority as "King Andrew the Undespicable", and in the history books of those countries who were my enemies, "King Andrew, the Unabdominable".

That ought to be Erzsebet, no?

depends on which wiki you read .... *sigh*

Okay....I think Wux has the best idea yet for rulership!

Wux for King!

Thanks, but we need a watery blint to throw a scymitar at me to make it official. Or else have the the power be invested in me by God.

So first we have to vote for a God. Hard to find one with a sense of humour. Have read any scriptures lately? They're all "do this, do that, damn it, or else go to hell." Not a very uplifting text, but it sells. Violence always did, as did sex with virgins, who do not become un-virgins nevertheless. A little this, a little that, sex, violence, a little science fiction, and you got yourself a best-seller. Jokes are strictly verboten.

The republic stays strong.