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"Like going to the beach late at night walking hand and hand with you beside me" From a profile in western Kansas which is famous for it's beaches, coral reefs, and snorkeling. Yeh I wonder where all these beaches are coming from. |
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"What am i bringing to the table besides being my fun lovable self. I am mentally, physically, socially, fit and financially secure."
...I like a man who states what he is bringing to the table. How about some food? |
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looking for a copanion"
...I don't know what that is. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Mon 04/11/11 07:55 AM
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looking for a mature female with no baggage to hangout with"
...I'm 62 I have loads of stuff, but I don't hangout with it. |
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"If you interest in Chinese, we could exchange language."
No thanks, I think I'll keep mine. |
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"Smile will always on my face."
Will always WHAT on your face? (Do I want to know this?) |
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"I m sugary."
So is a donut. What's your point? |
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"I was a woman boxer"
So the surgery went well? |
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"I have been to many countries before, maybe including yours."
That sounds like a threat. |
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"i prefer to take a walk around looking on a nice view love adventure or something that is challenging"
Have you tried reading your own writing? |
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"I lived in SEA before"
Are you Aquaman? |
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"I have many intestes"
You might want to consult your physician. |
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"I am going to make a decent profile this time"
Wrong again. |
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"one two three four five. six eight nine ten eleven. tweleve. one two three four five. six eight nine ten eleven. tweleve. one two three four five. six eight nine ten eleven. tweleve"
OK, now let's review shapes and colors. |
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"My dream is to eat all food of the world."
You selfish glutton, what are the rest of us supposed to eat? And can you imagine trying to buy clothes? |
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"If you love for beauty,Oh, do not love me!Love the sun, She has golden hair!"
It must have burned off by now. |
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"All that you see is me."
Right now I'm looking at a hamster. |
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"I have Curious baby character for my interesting things"
Could you rephrase that so a sane person can understand it? |
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"It's a Barnum and Bailey world,Just as phony as it can be"
I like the elephants and the trapeze guy. |
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"Honestly I don't really like to cut myself open"
Sorry, I'm not touching that appendix. |
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