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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter"
...I'm trying to imagine how.. |
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says "
...Really? Ya Think? |
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers "
...a bit severe I think.. |
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
...what a guy! |
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I like those..thats a good chuckle
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death "
...zombies on strike. |
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
...if that doesn't work they'll just hang him. |
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War Dims Hope for Peace "
... I hate it when that happens.. |
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"
...Ya think? |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Wed 03/23/11 04:54 PM
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
...I would have never thought of that.. |
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"
... I'd suspect that too. ![]() |
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges "
...damn that's strong tape! |
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge "
...I would think the lighting would have been enough charge... |
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group "
...I guess the first group was not fat enough.. |
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
...He said, "I farted." |
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks "
...yeh I like mine extra crispy. |
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"
... how horrible. It pays to stay in school |
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Edited by
wux
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Wed 03/23/11 05:04 PM
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter" ...I'm trying to imagine how.. You need a good bible-expert to tackle this one. "If you are of this generation, you are not of this generation, because this generation will see the Son of man in all his power and gory go up to the heavens, and you won't see that, as guaranteed in the 21st century, so in order to make no liar or goof out of me, you must concede you are not you.", Matthew, 26. |
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
...man that's really tall! |
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead "
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