If had I hair of flaxen blonde
To turn a jealous smile
And eyes as blue as any pond
To wink at you the while

If had I teeth of ivory keys
To nibble bite and more
A smile that would melt the knees
To bring you to the floor

If had I arms of muscle taught
To hold you like a bear
Hands so smooth tis velvet thought
To touch you here and there

If had I pecs of iron skin
To think you must explore
A washboard ab so fit and trim
To tease you with and more

If had I legs of timber size
To catch you when we play
A torso that would tear your eyes
To make you want each day

If had I fortune, fame and such
Ofcourse you'd come to me
For if my dear had I this much
Your lover would I be