everyones had them, dates where you cant wait to escape but how do they compare to everyone elses.
mine was when this guy answered they phone and siad "sorry its my girlfriend" then when he came bk tried to say it was his sister. i mean WTF!!!!

I went out on a date with a girl who at first...pretty much seemed to be absolutely not into me. Not talking to me, texting on her phone, not even making eye contact. No big deal...so I pretty much said lets just end this while we are ahead. She agreed..and we went on our way. Well...later that night we happened to end up at the same bar. After a few drinks...she decided she wanted to get to know me. So...i returned the favor of not paying attention to her. Revenge is sweet.

We were meeting for a first meet at a Mexican restaurant and he showed up without his teeth.. He was nothing like his pic and nothing like his info...

OH MY!!

Very reason good friends come in handy when it comes to bad dates. We have a system where if a date is going badly we excuse ourself to go to the bathroom and call a friend to call us with an emergency so we have to leave. I've only had to use this once even though I have had a few dates that I couldn't wait to get back to my own car.

I had someone allow the waitress to give me the check after inviting me out to dinner! NO CLASS!

I got up and slapped his plate off the table into his lap and left.

I went out with this guy once whose breath stunk so bad i couldn't even stomach my food...and then the guy didn't even tip the waitress! The fact that his goals in life were to exit out of his current career to follow professional gaming, wasn't of much help either....

The worst first date ever? I remember the one where we were supposed to go swimming. Turns out she did not tell me she could not swim and she wound falling into the water over her head. She almost drowned, so I had to jump in fully clothed to save her. Needless to say, that ended that. She was too embarrassed to say anything to or even talk to me anymore. Ohh Boy!! That was one crowning moment!!!

I have already ranted about this elsewhere but it bears repeating..

I went out twice and both guys did the same thing

they talked and talked and talked...when i tried to enter the conversation they either dismissed my comment with barely a nod or talked right over me before I even finished speaking...

I guess they would have been just as happy to date themselves...they certainly found the sound of their own voices more interesting than mine...

Oh and the guy who talked about strip clubs and hash...that was fun NOT

Would it have been rude of me to flirt with the waiter...he was cute...dark skin dreadlocks...yummy

so sue me...I was really bored

disco bowling

Disco bowling? I did that. I was too competitive and thought it was regular bowling. And the lights were off(they called it casino bowling). Had a 278 with the lights off(not bad). My date said I was showing off. High game paid 100 bucks. That came in handy for the date that followed for sure!!!

278! wow

I met this guy at a bar to play pool. We played pool for a while and had some dinner at the bar. I had a couple beers. He had several drinks. Kept talking about his ex, hitting on the bartender and asking me if I'd be interested in a threesome with him and another woman. It didn't get bad until I was about half way through my dinner. Needless to say, I left without finishing dinner.

maybe she was just shy and speechlessly overwhelmed by those cute little boxer shorts

and needed the drink to loosen up little

I met this guy long ago brought his two friends with him didnt know he was gonna do that we went to the mall to walk around all he wanted too do was look for shoes for him he never even offer to get me something to eat or drink while we was there or hold the door or nothing if he wasn't my ride i would of walked off lol but i stuck it out till the end an said no thanks for the next one lol

lol My worst date was my first date.

I was 15 and asked a girl out from my church. So, at the time I didn't have a license but I hoped that we would be dropped off somewhere and picked up later. Well, we got a ride from her family.......and I mean ENTIRE family (Mother,father,brother,and sister).

As awkward as that was, it was nothing compared to them sticking around for the entire so-called date. We first went to a restuarant that she liked. We sat at one table and her family sat at another a stone's throw away. Try having a geniune, interesting, and stress-free conversation with 4 pairs of eyes and ears locked onto you and your date.

Next, we planned on seeing a movie. Since there was time untill it started we walked around the mall some......let me go ahead and repeat that her family was with us the entire time......

OH, and the movie that was selected was picked mainly bc of the intense urging of her father and brother. She wanted to see Fantasia. They wanted to see Battlefield Earth. I was kinda of a push over in wanting her family to accept me so I didn't take a firm stance one way or another. Which is something I regret.

Soooo, we watched the "epic" that is Battle field:Earth. I forget the reason why I wasn't seated next to her but I ended up NOT being near her. I ended up sleeping through half the movie next to her brother. Btw, that's the only time I've ever fallen asleep on a movie and it happened in a theater of all places. Says a lot about the movie, huh?

After that they dropped me back off at home.

Top that! lol

You are always taking a chance when you meet people online. A few years ago I was talking to a girl online, she lived right down the street from me. We seemed to hit it off and she wanted to come over to my house and meet me in person so I finally agreed. It was nothing special, just talking and watching movies but as we were sitting there I hear a loud banging on my front door. I go and open it to find a very large guy standing there yelling "What is my WIFE doing here!?!" He drove by and seen he car in my driveway. She forgot to mention that she was still married!...lol They had talked about getting a divorce but they were still living together with their kids and all so it was only in her head that they were not together I guess...lol.

Went on a date and first five minutes in I mentioned that I was reading a book on serial killers lol. Oops!

ok ill share this again humm for the third time?.. worst date.. met him online.. put up a pic that had to be 10 yrs old... had no clue till i met him.. met him in a public place.. next to a very busy street.. i greet him at the door of the restaurant.. told me he was 5'9<height does not matter to me> im 5'4 he was barely that! lie!.. pic had brown hair! lie! all gray!... that pic had to be at least 10 yrs old! at least i can say this <and the only nice thing!> it was a pic of him!.. at the door he says to me.." if people stare at us it is only cause or act strange.. its only cause i come in here a lot" was red lobster.. i thought that was a weird thing to say... i went in even with all this.. dinner done go to my car parked by a hwy! very busy and still light outside.. with a full parking lot!! that guy asked me to go to his house and meet his cat.. im thinking"wth?" i told him no. that i dont do that on a first date i just meet in the public.. < ok at this point im thinking height does matter <only cause he really lied!>, strange thing he said right out of his mouth before we entered restaurant.. pic was definitely ancient, and i would not even if all these factors were here.. he pinned my arms above my head after i said no.. on the side of my car parked on the very busy hwy.. daylight.. im talking only 35 mph street! and humm 20 cars per min as well!. tried to kiss me.. my head swiped left and right to avoid his lips.. told him knock it off.. then i took advantage after 6 good swipes back and forth!.. broke loose.. im very strong.. he was a small man what gull he had to do this whilst all the cars passing! and daylight.. got in my car and left.. had the nerve to go in the chatroom that i was in.. and make his self a commercial to others! yes there was no mods! funny though.. i did not say bad things .. i only said yea i met you before.. why dont you have any new pics up? he shut the hello up! no way would i ever let another gal go meet him! that would be horrible! and every one emailed me.. was strange, but they knew i did not say that unless there was something much deeper!.. humm go meet his cat? wow even go to a restaurant that was not on a busy hwy? oh yea i gotta say.. he would definitely of rapped me! hell yes! be careful girls!

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