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Topic: weird emails
Loy822 Joined Mon 07/26/10 Posts: 7174	Tue 03/15/11 04:25 PM
I got one that read "You're hot do you like younger men?" I replied: Yes, I love my son very much.

amys_profile Joined Tue 03/15/11 Posts: 77	Tue 03/15/11 06:41 PM
u r cute, boy is that original!

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Tue 03/15/11 06:44 PM
I get the ones that say I want be frds wit you want to chat go figure.

amys_profile Joined Tue 03/15/11 Posts: 77	Tue 03/15/11 06:52 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum"

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 03/15/11 06:56 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here.

amys_profile Joined Tue 03/15/11 Posts: 77	Tue 03/15/11 06:58 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here. ok, but i have the copy write you have to site me as a source

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 03/15/11 06:59 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here. ok, but i have the copy write you have to site me as a source Hey I can def do that. Especially if it gets me all kinds of unwanted attention. LOL!!

amys_profile Joined Tue 03/15/11 Posts: 77	Tue 03/15/11 07:03 PM
i want an email hotter than Taylor Swift in a leather mini skirt

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 03/15/11 07:06 PM
i want an email hotter than Taylor Swift in a leather mini skirt Good luck with that...lol.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Tue 03/15/11 07:08 PM
I got one that read "You're hot do you like younger men?" I replied: Yes, I love my son very much. Well, ya gotta stick with what works.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 03/15/11 07:12 PM
i want an email hotter than Taylor Swift in a leather mini skirt

rlynne Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 2458	Tue 03/15/11 07:14 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here. oh i want it send it to me!!

rlynne Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 2458	Tue 03/15/11 07:15 PM
My best was I want to breed with you..NOW IF WE WERE MARRIED I TAKE YOU UP ON THAT ONE........LOL How ridiculous Hmmm he said that american women arnt good breeders. . i wonder if the fact that i already had 6 kids made him think I might breed well he even offered to fly me over wait...i'm american and i breed just fine...its the whom i breed with i get a little picky over...

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 03/15/11 07:16 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here. oh i want it send it to me!! i want to bang you like a salvation army drum, after i bend you over like a double barreled shotgun

rlynne Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 2458	Tue 03/15/11 07:19 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here. oh i want it send it to me!! i want to bang you like a salvation army drum, after i bend you over like a double barreled shotgun you said double barreled shot gun......chuckles oh the horrible things i did thusly imagine....no down boy down...

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 03/15/11 07:24 PM
you said double barreled shot gun......chuckles oh the horrible things i did thusly imagine....no down boy down...

rlynne Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 2458	Tue 03/15/11 07:27 PM
i haven't laughed that hard in like a week.....i have tears lol

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Tue 03/15/11 07:34 PM
I got this email.... "Do you shave your balls"? No, I take mine to the hairdresser to get a perm.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Tue 03/15/11 07:40 PM
how bout "i want to bang you like a salvation army drum" Ahhh thats a good one. I'm going to use that the next time I message a woman on here. oh i want it send it to me!! i want to bang you like a salvation army drum, after i bend you over like a double barreled shotgun you said double barreled shot gun......chuckles oh the horrible things i did thusly imagine....no down boy down... Always keep the barrels well-oiled and keep the nozzle down. Or up. Shoot from the hip. Bite the bullet, but don't bite the barrel -- it hurts.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Tue 03/15/11 07:42 PM Edited by wux on Tue 03/15/11 07:44 PM
I got an email once, "I wanna chew your balls. I got my new dentures today." It was sent by a sixty-four year old guy. Edit: Now I am not sure if it read "I wanna chew your balls off" or "I wanna chew your balls".