I once trained a cat to $hit in the toilet, but every time I wanted to use the bathroom it was occupied. LOL She soon went back to her litter box.




Domestic (wild feral) cats that live outside and take care of themselves are a sometimes a nuisance. They carry disease, rabies, and they procreate leaving their kittens to starve and get infested with fleas. They can't be tamed easily.

I do love the large cats, but not for pets.



Being allergic is your Karma. LOL



You watch children starve? I don't. If I see a starving child, I will make the kid a sandwich.

Plus, I sponsor three children in third world countries. How many do you sponsor?



Like cigarettes perhaps? LOL



If that were me, the guy would not have even gotten a date let alone an engagement. LOL

That's why there are so many lonely overweight women with lots of cats.

If you are referring to me, I have to say that I am not lonely at all.
Overweight perhaps, but wait til you get to be over 60 and see if you still have those wash board abs. LOL

Most men over 40 have got a pot gut. I'm sure you don't though. You look very healthy.

I'm not sure that cute little "drinker" smiley face is going to smooth that one over

no , not you ,

just American women in General over age 35 .

Spinsters with cats ..

I learned my lesson ..

I will be 42 in April and Bench over 300lbs , I can run over 10 miles ,

and bike over 100 .. So I'm not sure what guys you are looking at .

No worries ,.

Oh some men are simply God's gift to women ya know.

That's very impressive! I am actually working on getting in great shape with p90X. You should see my exercise room.

and some women will never have them .

And yes, I'm 62, overweight, single and I have seven cats.

But strangely, I have had two husbands, and those cats are a lot less trouble.

Wooow! I'll bet you can run a thoouusand miles an hour!

My point exactly !

You fit the profile and have won a Cigar .

Congratulations .

My exercise room even has a bench press and a pull up bar. I do yoga, rebound, jump rope, bike, stretch, and I walk every day.

I have to sneak out the back door or my cats will follow me on my walk. LOL

I have four cats, two of them sleep at the foot of the bed, the other two sleep downstairs, they can sleep where ever they want, however they are not allowed on the kitchen counter or on the computer desk, and I have three tall scratching posts for them so they can perch on top of the posts and sleep, I love my cats, but I am the boss and there are rules and they know that, besides they give unconditional love.

admire that. I am one of those overly-permissive parents. It's an embarrassment.

I had a outside cat once . He was really cool .

Brought me a bird head every morning for 5 years till one day got ran over.

Can't say I shed a tear though .

People think they are the boss of their cats. (I'm one of them.) But they have me trained better than I have them trained.

They come to me and get my attention and say "Meow!!" I get up and follow them to see what they want, and they will either lead me to the door to let them out or to their empty food dish. Like a good slave I open the door for them and or get them some cat food.

Yep, they have me trained pretty good.

And they are not allowed on the counters either. They only get up there when they think I'm not looking. LOL

But I will admit , they are cute to look at.

I wonder what his cat box looks like ?

I'll bet I know what went wrong there. My Biochemistry Prof had been working on a hormone harvested from tapeworms that prevented the ossification of the growth plates at the tips of the long bones. He brought us his lab cat, and he was about like this. Gentle as a lamb, but huge!.

OMG that kitten and little dog are adorable.

I think that picture of the big cat was a Hoax.

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I have a cat I call "agent 99" She is the assassin. She takes down large prey and brings it home for everyone. Large birds like doves, and pigeons. Full grown cotton tails. She likes to provide for the whole family.