a passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently taps him on the shoulder to get his attention..the driver screamed..lost control of the cab..nearly hits a bus,drove up the curb stopping a few inches from a plate glass window...for a few moments everything was silent...then the shaking driver asks "Are you okay..I'm so sorry but you scared the living daylights out of me.' the badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver saying he didn't know a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.....the driver replied..'No.no...I'm the one entirely at fault today is my first day driving the cab....I've been driving a hearse for twentyfive years.

Good one!

ROFLMFAO