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Never trust a man who eats strudel with his toes...
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ok no hard thinking after a hellish night at work!!!!!!
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is it............apple struedel?????
 
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With little crunchy pieces on top, mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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arent those crunchy pieces called sugar????? 
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That's what I thought until they started doing the hokey pokey...
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i do make the best. period. exclamation point.
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hahahaaaaaaaaaa slow is lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I make the best question mark.
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Hmmmm I think you are all lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i don't lie. really. i'm truthful!
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My mustache never lies, the accordion sometimes, but the mustache, never.
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I only lie on tuesdays......and I sometimes lie about that!!!!
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Lying on Tuesdays is fine. It's the Friday fibs that have me worried...
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i never lie, unless it is polite to do so,
then i prevaricate a little |
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well fridays are slutty friday night ooops Im lying about that!!!
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A little blarney is good for the liver.
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Careful the Pope doesn't hear you. He might haul you off to his private confessional...
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ahhhhhhhhhh me irish blarney !!!!
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Or give you 40 lashes while you're strapped to the horny chair...
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