Topic: Riddle me this...
GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sat 02/12/11 07:27 PM
A violin or a sand dial (like for timing in games like scrabble)

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 07:27 PM
That would work...or violin.:wink:

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 07:30 PM
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sat 02/12/11 07:35 PM

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
LOL...I thought you stumped me for a minute... NOTHING
Dead men eat nothing, if a living man eats nothing then he will die...

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 07:42 PM


I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
LOL...I thought you stumped me for a minute... NOTHING
Dead men eat nothing, if a living man eats nothing then he will die...


Right!


TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 07:44 PM
You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:04 PM

You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"
Hard to get by the dirty thought answer, besides...in the mornings that is saluting...

Otherwise the only answer that I can think of is a pink clothes hanger that his wife/girlfriend hung then on for him because guys do not have pink hangers...lol

Ash36's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:13 PM

You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"


Woe Woe Woe..!!


I was off for awhile, the riddles turned dirty.!

The only thing that i think of is a wiener

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:14 PM
Edited by TwilightsTwin on Sat 02/12/11 08:14 PM


You'll like this one:

"Whats pink and hangs out men's pants in the morning?"
Hard to get by the dirty thought answer, besides...in the mornings that is saluting...

Otherwise the only answer that I can think of is a pink clothes hanger that his wife/girlfriend hung then on for him because guys do not have pink hangers...lol


the answer is wife/girlfriend/momlaugh doing laundry

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:14 PM
LOL...I was close

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:15 PM
Thanks guys! Have a great night!flowerforyou

Ash36's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:23 PM
Bah., i missed the action..! Tricky riddles., thanks for ur play

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:31 PM
A guy is six feet tall, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?

jemare's photo
Sat 02/12/11 08:59 PM
Whatever the customer wants to purchase?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 09:15 PM
MEAT!

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sat 02/12/11 09:35 PM
LOL...yes, how about this one then:

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only three fishes?

eileena9's photo
Sat 02/12/11 11:39 PM
It's father, son and grandson. bigsmile

s1owhand's photo
Sun 02/13/11 03:28 AM
or the sons are siamese twins drinker

laugh

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Sun 02/13/11 05:52 AM

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?


V?

s1owhand's photo
Sun 02/13/11 07:18 AM
ah yes - V for Valentine's day....

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone

:heart::heart: