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bloop bloop.
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Bigger...
LONGER... HARDER! 
So who wants to play with my banana? |
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do ducks like bananas
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**** no.
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is there some sort of duck chow, or quack mix available
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Wild ducks eat aquatic plants as well as grasses and other tender plants. They also eat seeds, bugs, slugs, snails, minnows, small frogs, and anything else too slow to avoid a snapping bill. Ducks are omnivores so eat both plants and animals.
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so a duck being an omnivore, that means bananas could be in a duck's digestive system at some point
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there are no bananas naturally growing in a duck's habitat.
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so to get ducks to eat bananas they have to be forced
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no.
they'll kill you. |
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force feeding our animal friends is not very nice.
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but i suppose it could be funnnnn!!
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no.
i will kill you. |
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so much for lasting friendship
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ducks are more important than humans.
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i'm pretty sure that i could get a duck in a head lock, if someone would shove a banana down it's bill, then we could kick back with a couple of beers and wait to see if the duck would digest it
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and then i'll blow your ****ing brains out with a mother ****ing shotgun.
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so much for always being ugly....
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remind me to keep her away from shotguns
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that is called being ugly.
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