Topic: 9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
Scratcy's photo
Fri 01/21/11 10:56 PM
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

EquusDancer's photo
Sat 01/22/11 05:37 AM
Ha! Definitely some truth there! Lol!

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Sat 01/22/11 05:59 AM

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.


Indeed live through this for twenty years.bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

kitty27's photo
Sat 01/22/11 06:00 AM
This is so dead on.....

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Sat 01/22/11 08:15 AM
this should be mandatory for men to know...hahahhaa

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Sat 01/22/11 08:19 AM
too funny and very true!!

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 01/22/11 08:49 AM
At last the secrets to woman's language are revealed to me!

I have been soooooooo confused.

TuTesoro's photo
Sat 01/22/11 09:18 AM
why dont men just get it?

TxsGal3333's photo
Sat 01/22/11 09:45 AM
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!


This is the same version as when a man says "Yes Dear" .............:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Scratcy's photo
Sat 01/22/11 09:51 AM

why dont men just get it?


totally agree, its so simple winking

navygirl's photo
Sat 01/22/11 10:54 AM
Gee, I learn something new everyday. I just thought telling a man like it is was easier than all these code words. Guess I have been hanging out with men way too much in the military and didn't learn the women's codes. laugh