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Do you come here often?
and if so ... do you carry extra panties or go commando? |
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Does Cannibal Holocaust turn you on as much as me?
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice. :-3 |
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Edited by
hunter5169
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Sun 01/16/11 11:32 AM
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If a guy walked up to you and opened with a one liner.. What would work on you? wanna bump uglies? this has worked in the past. hi ,do you have any Indian in you? no,then would you like some? ok before anyone gets thier panties in a bunch. { native American} I think is more PC ,even though I hear the young people calling each other skins. see they dropped the red part off . |
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Want a beer?
SOLD!! 
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I was approached by this chick one night. Now, you must understand that I, The Goof, would in no way want a one nighter. I mean, I am a patron Saint. However, temptation can be a biatch, and apparently this one chick could see I was tempted. So, she approached me and blurted out,
"If you can tell me why Sally, did in fact sell Sea shells by the sea shore, then I will rock your world"! Come on! Everbody knows the answer to that one! I mean, if she wanted me that bad, all she had to do was stip right there and tear my clothes off. But Nooooooooo! I had to answer this silly question. One that a five year old could answer. |
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I was approached by this chick one night. Now, you must understand that I, The Goof, would in no way want a one nighter. I mean, I am a patron Saint. However, temptation can be a biatch, and apparently this one chick could see I was tempted. So, she approached me and blurted out, "If you can tell me why Sally, did in fact sell Sea shells by the sea shore, then I will rock your world"! Come on! Everbody knows the answer to that one! I mean, if she wanted me that bad, all she had to do was stip right there and tear my clothes off. But Nooooooooo! I had to answer this silly question. One that a five year old could answer. Why did Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore?........
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I was approached by this chick one night. Now, you must understand that I, The Goof, would in no way want a one nighter. I mean, I am a patron Saint. However, temptation can be a biatch, and apparently this one chick could see I was tempted. So, she approached me and blurted out, "If you can tell me why Sally, did in fact sell Sea shells by the sea shore, then I will rock your world"! Come on! Everbody knows the answer to that one! I mean, if she wanted me that bad, all she had to do was stip right there and tear my clothes off. But Nooooooooo! I had to answer this silly question. One that a five year old could answer. Why did Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore?........
Google it.
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I was approached by this chick one night. Now, you must understand that I, The Goof, would in no way want a one nighter. I mean, I am a patron Saint. However, temptation can be a biatch, and apparently this one chick could see I was tempted. So, she approached me and blurted out, "If you can tell me why Sally, did in fact sell Sea shells by the sea shore, then I will rock your world"! Come on! Everbody knows the answer to that one! I mean, if she wanted me that bad, all she had to do was stip right there and tear my clothes off. But Nooooooooo! I had to answer this silly question. One that a five year old could answer. Why did she sell seashells? To make money for a boob job, last I heard. 
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Want a beer? SOLD!!
That one works well!
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I was approached by this chick one night. Now, you must understand that I, The Goof, would in no way want a one nighter. I mean, I am a patron Saint. However, temptation can be a biatch, and apparently this one chick could see I was tempted. So, she approached me and blurted out, "If you can tell me why Sally, did in fact sell Sea shells by the sea shore, then I will rock your world"! Come on! Everbody knows the answer to that one! I mean, if she wanted me that bad, all she had to do was stip right there and tear my clothes off. But Nooooooooo! I had to answer this silly question. One that a five year old could answer. Why did Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore?........
Google it.
Damn brother. I would have told you if I knew.......
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OK, lets see here...this lines work like a charm for me. 
" Can you please tell me the way ? ” ...she says ” Which way ? ”...you say ” The way to your heart ” " The night is young, the moon is bright, if I follow you home, will you keep me for tonight ? " ...and on me, in a dark smoky bar after midnight on a rainy saturday night. 
" Can I take a picture of you ?...so, I can show the gals what I want most in my life ? " " My friends over there dared me to come over here and try to talk to you...so, why’s a man as good looking as you sitting all alone ? “ |
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Hi, I'm s1owhand <licks eyebrows>...
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Your clothes are going to look good on
my bedroom floor
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boy: did it hurt? girl:did what hurt? boy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven
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can i throw this eiffel tower at ya?
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roses are red, pickles are green, i like your legs and whats between
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1000 sperm and i was the fastest and strongest
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sperm cures a headache
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sperm cures a headache 
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