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haha-yeah my Mom would've been like "hey, lemme see that!"
My family has always been open about discussing sex and I have been to several FUN parties with my Mom so it wouldn't embarrass me at all! If I had a dollar for every time I had to have the "Dad that's TMI" talk I'd be rich-LOL! |
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My mom and I went to see "The Story Of O" together, years ago but still... Not my cup of tea but that is hardly the point in this thread!
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Mom always says that she and Dad only had sex seven times and look what happened each time!! (There are seven siblings
 ) I can joke with her about looking at guys and saying they are good looking but the sex conversations are kind of awkward. When she wanted to have "The Talk" with me, I asked HER what she wanted to know....
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Mom always says that she and Dad only had sex seven times and look what happened each time!! (There are seven siblings ) I can joke with her about looking at guys and saying they are good looking but the sex conversations are kind of awkward. When she wanted to have "The Talk" with me, I asked HER what she wanted to know....
My mom says the same thing about how many times she had sex. Except it was only three and she had three babies.
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My mom used to think that sperm could and did jump off the sheets and get her!! Thank gawd we are soooo past those days.
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I was over at Mom's house this afternoon when Dad took the mail in. He just looks at the individual pieces and throws them across the table, every day, muttering about junk mail. Today he threw a catalog at me, while he was muttering, it was a "Carol Wright Gifts" catalog. You know the ones...they have been selling the "blanket robes" (snuggies) for years along with sensible shoes and cheap curtains and most "as seen on tv" gizmos. Well, I start flipping threw the pages as I was talking to Mom and what to my shocked eyes do I see on the pages of this respectable catalog???????? "COMFORT AIDES"...... 
(you know....SEX TOYS AND "ENHANCEMENT PRODUCTS" AND PLEASURE DVD'S) right along side the folding canes and denture creams and handy choppers 
THey've carried those for years! I've seen them around for a very long time! |
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My parents only did 'it' 6 times.
5 kids and the.... one time I saw them 
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Visine and therapy couldn't help you get that image out of your mind, huh?
 
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I even tried bleach. It's still there.
Now it's fresh, UGHHHHHHHHHHHH    
I stayed home sick from school, I was in 2nd grade, I was six years old, it was the middle of the day -------------- my gawd, folks ------ the middle of the day!!!!!! |
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Can you get me on there mailing list ?
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Was it the personal massage unit?
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u dont mind it it will ok near thats the mistake happen by the time
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