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A guy dies and goes to heaven:
-name? -Barack Laden -well, I can't find your name in my database -but, why? I've been a good man, really good -I don't know, you are gonna have to go to hell -But, I -but nothing, I can't find your name, so go to hell, can't you see that I'm busy? ...he goes to hell... -name? -Barack Laden -mmm, I can't find your name in my database, you are going to Purgatory -but, I -but nothing, don't bother me, I'm busy ...purgatory... -name? -Barack Laden -I can't find your name, you are going to be reincarnated -but, I -choose, a rhino or a chicken -chicken .... he wakes up in a chicken coop next to a couple of chickens that ask him: -you, reincarnation? -yes, what do we do around here? -we lay eggs -what if we don't? -they send you to the slaughter house -how do I do it? I've never laid eggs before -you push -push? -yes, push push -Gghrmhnrrrmeegrnmnmgreggmmh... ... -BARACK, BARACK, WAKE UP!!! YOU ARE SH...ING THE BED!!!    
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No, it was the Queen Mum who **** the bed.
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