lol. i make excuses alot but that wasnt an excuse.

whats that, watching the game and getting our women to get us beers?

Reminds me of the man song from Bob and Tom. Please Enjoy.

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"
Im the man of this house until you get home

(He's the man, He's the man)

What I say goes around here right out the window,
And I don't want to hear alot of whining so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn whos boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I can have sex any time that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me cause if im not mistaken you perfer jewlery,
I'm the king of my castle when your not around,

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch,
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top dog around here but I've been nutered!!

i'll toss my hat in that ring...i'de give it hell trying

Is there a "pinch your cheeks" emoticon???

I got one (so shoot me )

A man knows when to listen to a woman, and when to tell her to shut up.

That is the exact reason my gf told me she never wanted to met another guy. She even asked what my old gfs used to say XD.

HONESTY and RESPECT ( for himself as well as others)....simple as that.