Why are you going back to Cali?

the parents want me home for christmas.
it's been two years.

Ohhhhh....I see. And why does it scare you?

i'm scared i might murder someone while there.
or a few.
i can't stand the people in that town.

Ohhhh...I see. Well good luck with that. Just keep all sharp objects locked away.

I hate going back home too b! I like to see my family & friends, but I really hate going back there. Also, everyone wants me to drive around & visit which pisses me off cuz I drive 4 effin' hours there so they should have no prob with a 15-20 minute ride out to my Mom's!!!

I have to go for xmas too, but I am going xmas eve & coming home on the 26th to spend the rest of my week off here while all the youngin's are outta town I'm waiting for the "r u gonna be here for new years"? Hell no I am not & if I can prevent it will never ever begin another year of my life in that area.

Good luck on not murdercating any idiots!

idiots better stay away.
i'm going there for three weeks.
we'll see if i last.

Anger issues?...........

it's not my fault they're stupid.

Headline news: Rabid duck on the loose in California........

is it hunting season.

Rabbit season I believe.

then i guess i'm safe.

Not from wascally wabbits!!

i think i can take a rabbit.

B I thought you didn't kill people?

YOURS!!! My nose is HUGE!!!

U mean the third AND MOST important leg!!! Try it U will like it!!!

i haven't killed anyone yet.
i'm just saying it might happen.
no such thing as a third leg.
it's called a penis.
and i have tried one.

I dont think you could harm a fly.

Youve tried a third leg? As in youve tried one on. Or youve tried one out?