Instruction for reading: Read in an Italian
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I am a Italiano One day ima gonna LA to bigga
hotel. In a morning I go down to eat breakfast. I
tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She
brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two
piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She
say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma
*****. I don't even know the lady and she call me
sonna ma *****!

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The
waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone
wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I
wanna fock on the table. She say you better not
fock on the table, you sonna ma *****.

So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is
no ***** onna my bed. I call the manager and
tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to
toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on
my bed. He say you better not **** onna bed, you
sonna ma *****.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:
"Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna
ma *****, I gonna back to Italy!

Lmfao
I wanna fock on the table
Lol thanks for sharing

really funny