http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/inconsistencies.html

Examples of inconsistencies in the holy scriptures. These are merely a few there are MANY MANY more!

GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.
GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

See? This is what is wrong with interpretation, everyone should just follow my Bible titled 'Danzig: Hidden Lyrics of the Left Hand (paperback)'.

i've always wanted to read some holy scriptures just to have knowledge on the subject for any sort of religious debate i may get myself into. i just can't bring myself to do it. there are a million other things i would like to spend my time doing. i just don't understand how people can believe people who wrote this **** 2 thousand years ago. and what about the people who existed for the hundreds of thousands of years before them? meh, i'm already starting to ramble. i don't need to prove any points to the people in the atheist forums. lol.

Luckily for you, you have atheists like me who have already read a lot of bibles. I like to keep the playground fair.