Damn! i did that too! LOL

What would be the stupidest thing is to tell you what I did

As a teenager, this kid dared me to jump down a staircase. Being the badass I though I was, I did it. I was like, "man my foot hurts now." 2 days later when it didn't go away I realized I broke my ankle, had to have it casted for 4 weeks.

//when i was a kid i was messin' with fire crackers..i found some with a little fuses ..so i would tug on the fuse a little to make it longer and have more time to get away when i lit it..

..well i tugged a little too hard and the fuse came out..so i thought if i just shove the punk in it ..it would just throw out sparks..WRONG..it blew up in my hand and the punk had completely blown apart except for the small broken stick in my fingers that was swaying back and forth..

..and for just a few seconds before the pain set in i felt like... WILEY COYOTE..

Lent a friend a large amount of money. Dumb dumb dumb butt!

Stupidest thing sober...

Throwing stalks of grass into a bug zapper to watch them burn....only to nearly be electrocuted when I didn't let go in time. I couldn't move....was paralyzed until the grass burned all the way through.

Stupid thing for a kid to do....Parents never learned about it until I was 28....kept silent about it for 20 years.

i dont really remember being sober at any point, lol JK. Trusting the wrong people seems to always burn me in the end.

Which one do you want first......

Drive a get away car....with a recliner strapped to the top and a person sitting in the recliner....yeah believe it or not we got away...didn't actually know they had stolen anything until afterwards

Was drunk climbed down a ravine after my purse I dropped....actually fell down the ravine....okay this one doesn't count but the rest were sober

After work swinging my only set of car key went flying in the bay .... had to go swimming but yeah lucky me found em

Carry a 12 pack of beer on the school bus as a teenager without getting caught

Go skinny dipping in the ocean in the middle of winter....there r more

Picked a fight with shercules

the stupidest thing I have ever done?

My ex boyfriend

(i tease)

My step-bro and his cousin did this, but fits in with that. Keep in mind, back then (early-mid 90's) we all lived in the same small town where everybody knows everything about everybody. 'Cousin' owned a '67 Cutlass convertible (for years) and stood out a bit. Anyhow, they were short on cash, price on scrap aluminum was up, so they went around town stealing lawn chairs (with the top down). In their great wisdom, they hung a towel out of the trunk to cover the licence plate to avoid being identified. They earned MY Darwin award for that year!

<----still reaping the repecussions...

GEEZ a surfer in Kansas

follow a group of christian girls to a furneral
They told me to walk back wards and bite my ten fingers cause i point at the coffin

Yeah the car was a 68 Mustang Fastback

Broken my toe in a bonfire. Broken my arm on a sandpile (then having to cycle 7 miles home). The list goes on....

In HS unbolted a giant roach on top of a pest control van. I was the only one that fit under the roach. Police pulled up - friends drove off & I was stuck under the bug for about 29 minutes. When police left friends came back. Got away clean but don't know what happened to the roach.

get married









TWICE

my first marriage

Aww man i've done a lot of silly things sober :P the one that springs to mind is when i got myself stuck in the laundry basket after falling into it backwards...*sighs*...

LMAOoooooO