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A pastor once had this parrot.....
Well, every Thursday the parrot got caught in the hen house with the hens..... One day, the pastor told the parrot... "If I catch you in the hen house again, I'm gonna shave all the feathers off your head and make you an example at church the following Sunday"....... Sure enough, that parrot was caught the following Thursday in the hen house and he was shaved clean of the feathers on his head..... The following Sunday the parrot was in the front, and the first thing out of the bird's mouth was, (You're gonna get a kick out of this.) "Ladies on the left, Men on the right, and all you bald headed Chicken F*ckers UP FRONT WITH ME!"  
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