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Two drunks are floating in the middle of the ocean, and are dying of thirst.
The first drunk hits his knees and starts to pray, "Dear Lord, please get us out of this situation. I know we've stolen things, lied and hurt people, and drank way to much, but if you get us out of this we'll never steal anything again, we'll never lie or hurt anyone again either, and if you get us out of this we'll never drink ever agai... "WAIT!!" screams the other drunk, "I see land!" |
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