A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side.
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> > He puts the alligator up on the bar.
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> > He turns to the astonished patrons.
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> > "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
> > manhood inside
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> > Then the gator will close his Mouth for one minute.
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> > "Then he'll open his mouth
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> > And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
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> > In return for witnessing this Spectacle, Each of you will buy me a drink."
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> > The crowd murmured their approval.
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> > The man stood up on the bar,
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> > Dropped his trousers,
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> > And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
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> > The gator closed his mouth
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> > As the crowd gasped.
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> > After a minute,
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> > The man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.
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> > The gator opened his mouth
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> > And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
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> > The crowd cheered, And the first of his free Drinks were delivered.
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> > The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
> > willing to give it a try."
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> > A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
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> > A Blonde woman timidly Spoke up......... "I'll try it -
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> > Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"