DALLAS COWBOYS:
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> The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading
into Dallas .
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> For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If
you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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> Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
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> A..The Dallas Cowboys
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> Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
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> A. Put up a goal post.
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> Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
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> A. Old
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> Q. What's the difference between the Dallas
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> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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> Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
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> A. Nobody remembers.
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> Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
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> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Those cowboys just haven't been the same since you quit the team have they?

You are not the cowboys #1 fan it seems

yes Betty...
no Ray...

Q. What is a 6-letter synonym for "Dallas Cowboys"?

A. L-O-S-E-R-S

hey now....quit picking on my boys

You a Cowboys fan? That explains a lot.

pffftttt

I don't have a problem with them.

Hey now, how did you get a hold of my pic?

Hey a girl can always dream can't she?

So can a guy!