DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes..........................No
No...... .....................Yes
Maybe......................No
We need...................I want
I am sorry.................You'll be sorry
We need to talk.........You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead..........You better not

Do what you want.......you'll pay for this later
I am not upset...Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight..Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:*

I am hungry..............I am hungry
I am sleepy................I am sleepy
I am tired..................I am tired
Nice dress.................Nice cleavage!
I love you.................Let's have sex now
I am bored......Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?....I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?...I'd like to have sex with you.
Wanna to go to a movie?...I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?..I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit...I'm gay.