Topic: What's Head? | |
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A Priest is downtown when a hooker walks up, "Hey father, head, $10.00."
The Priest didn't understand and went back to the church. He asks a nun, "What's head?" The nun says, "$10.00, same as downtown!" |
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Two guys are at Kodiak Island AK fishing. A grizzly approaches them, raises up on hind legs & roars. The bear then drops down onto all 4 legs and starts toward them at a run. They throw down fishing poles and catch baskets as they proceed to run away.
While running, one guy asks his buddy, " Reckon WE can out run him " ? His buddy replied, "Out run him " ? " All I've gotta do is outrun you ". |
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