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| Topic: Nursery Rhymes just a lil bit off | |
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My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door, She thought it was a snake And hit it with a rake And now it is only 4 ft 4. |
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair,
asked Simple Simon to the pie man "how much to taste your wares?" Said the pie man to Simple Simon "$20 dolla take you there!" We are not talking about regular pies now! 
Meet the pie man! |
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner coz he had a square arse... ha ha ha ha ha Wouldn't that mean he had a equilateral triangle arse? |
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