Now face it. If mother nature was real, (And boy I am not going to say she isn't! She will get mad at me and we all know you do not, I mean NOT mess with Mother Nature!!! She is bad news when she gets pissed!) She must have a very warped sense of humor.

Now this is something I find disturbing. Back to Mother Nature's sense of humor...



Now I know you are saying "oh it is a baby catfish." Well, you are wrong! This is the dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra. For real. This fish is a true parasite. Normally it attaches itself under the gill plates of larger fish. Now should some unfortunate person pee in a river these fish occupy they will find their way in and when it locks irtself in place the screams begin after the fish plants itself with anchors...



At the base of its head. Needless to say the experience requires surgery to remove the catfish and it is an excruciating experience. This fish can get to about four inches long. and some sub varieties get to about 16" long but the "Vampire Catfish" can get about six inches long.



These damn things are just plain CREEPY!

What other things in life are just as disturbing?

Since Halloween is coming it is time to brace up and face our fears!

Not creepy enough???






I swear this one is in my closet!

why, man. why the clowns.

anyways! how do you add images to posts??

EDIT: Sorry, never mind. I figured it out!

Here's a quick thing i made as payment for any damages i may have caused.

Look at how it is done by taking a post with pic and you will see this [img*]

followed by


[/img*]

(Without the *! If I didn't do that the system would assume it is a command.)

Find a pic on like Google Images and find the http address, usually by selecting "View this image" instead of "View this web site." Copy the address of the Pic from your address bar (Highlight it and hit Control (and)C. Go to the tab you are posting on on this site and hit Control (and) V. Put [img*]http://wwww.whatever.wht[/img*] without the * and you should see a pic. If not the pic might not have Hotlink permission. Just find another and edit the post...

Darn it! you figured it out and I didn't even pay attention, DUH OH!

need posters going for record biggest thread ''it's a new record''

It's ok Andy, others will benefit from your instructions.

You know one of the creepiest things about clowns is that the whites of their eyes look yellow next to that white skin.

I needed the info anyway so it's cool

I used to have a real phobia of planets/outer space...don't ask why...

so are you actually from a distant world much like this one

I will never tell

Sinkholes.



*shudder*

fat women in spandex

Anything that has more than 7 legs, and less than 100.

So. over 100 you're ok with?

Yes, I'm quite specific about that. 100 or over is fine. 7 or below is fine.

dolls....

Never pee in a brazilian river! The fish is real, happens a lot in the Amazon and the Pantanal.

Cats freak me out since I was a kid, they don't make any noises when they move. When I lived with my former mother-in-law I was half scared to death, she had 4 cats and I swear there were trying to kill me.