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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 91
vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 10/17/10 04:52 PM
hey Ray, look what I found.. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! That would be quoting an Aussie, they always refer to Kiwi's as Sheep shaggers, but that's Ok, because as we never tire of telling them, our fore fathers came out of their own free will I'll have to remember that one!

you_dont_know_me Joined Sun 06/20/10 Posts: 10168	Sun 10/17/10 04:52 PM
checking in

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 04:52 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I would say you, but after going out with me you'll never be happy with anybody else

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 04:53 PM
Betty Again...man trouble is her middle name these days. we know

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 10/17/10 04:54 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I would say you, but after going out with me you'll never be happy with anybody else I have to admit this....it was spoken like a true Texan!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 10/17/10 04:55 PM
checking in Hi Jack...you're just in time...Jerry is springing for Big Mac Meals...all around!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 04:56 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I would say you, but after going out with me you'll never be happy with anybody else I have to admit this....it was spoken like a true Texan! u better believe it

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sun 10/17/10 04:56 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I think you send Tim on a date with Jerry, and Ray and Jack can chaperone and you and I will go out for a big steak dinner and I will pay!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 04:56 PM
checking in Hi Jack...you're just in time...Jerry is springing for Big Mac Meals...all around! .....NOT....

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sun 10/17/10 04:57 PM
Betty Again...man trouble is her middle name these days. we know What do you know?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 04:57 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I think you send Tim on a date with Jerry, and Ray and Jack can chaperone and you and I will go out for a big steak dinner and I will pay!! and we'll go to a stripe club

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 04:58 PM
Betty Again...man trouble is her middle name these days. we know What do you know? your middle name..

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sun 10/17/10 04:59 PM
Hi Jack welcome to the funny farm..starring Tim aand Jerry.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 10/17/10 04:59 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I think you send Tim on a date with Jerry, and Ray and Jack can chaperone and you and I will go out for a big steak dinner and I will pay!! Now that is a PLAN!!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 10/17/10 05:00 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I would say you, but after going out with me you'll never be happy with anybody else I have to admit this....it was spoken like a true Texan! u better believe it

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 10/17/10 05:01 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I think you send Tim on a date with Jerry, and Ray and Jack can chaperone and you and I will go out for a big steak dinner and I will pay!! and we'll go to a stripe club They don't take Monopoly Money there!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sun 10/17/10 05:02 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I think you send Tim on a date with Jerry, and Ray and Jack can chaperone and you and I will go out for a big steak dinner and I will pay!! and we'll go to a stripe club A stripe club?Is that where they have naked zebras?

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Sun 10/17/10 05:02 PM
vivian...do something with Tim will ya? Hey dear ol' friend...Tim is and always has been your problem! Thought you would help me out a bit here. Bless your heart. Sorry...did you help me with my 'Prize'? Actually I did.I told Jerry he needed to throw in fries and a shake with the Big mac...and this is the thanks I get Geez. OMG...I'm sorry!! its ok...Now go get Tim Just WHAT would you like me to do with him? whatever you find fitting . I know....let's hold a bet...and he can go on a date with ....hummm who could we sent him out with? I think you send Tim on a date with Jerry, and Ray and Jack can chaperone and you and I will go out for a big steak dinner and I will pay!! and we'll go to a stripe club spoken like a true Texan

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sun 10/17/10 05:03 PM
Betty Again...man trouble is her middle name these days. we know What do you know? your middle name.. trouble is my middle name.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 10/17/10 05:04 PM
They don't take Monopoly Money there! well chit