We all perceive life differently. What you see as "ranting" I see as "Exquisite Elaboration".

I mean, let's face it, what is Christianity itself? An elaboration of a an old gossip tale. Or a 2000 year old "rant".

In fact, if you read the New Testament all those guys were doing was ranting on and on about a bunch of rumors. So the entire biblical cannon is nothing but a book of rumor rants.

Evangelists are nothing but ranting gossipers who go around repeating the original rants from their original gossip book.

The whole biblical mythology is nothing but a rant.

However, I'm sure that the Christians see it as "Exquisite Elaboration".

Besides,... I love to type in long posts because people actually read them. Thus they get the same idea presented to their mind from various different perspectives.

There can be no question that a lot of people read my posts in their entirety because lot of people respond to just about everything I say.

That's the way the human mind works.

Once it starts reading something it wants to suck up the whole thing in its entirety. Especially in the case of writings as interesting and captivating as mine. Once people start reading my words they become totally mesmerized with the awesome intellectual brilliance of the content. It's just hard to put down a good book once you get started reading it. :bigsimle:

So I write these short-story posts to give people ecstatic pleasure. I enjoy pleasing people and they seem to have become addicted to my writings as well. I have quite a large following. If I published a book it would probably become an instant best-seller simply because it was written by me. The actual content would be moot.

Hello?

Are you still reading this Exquisite Elaboration, or have you run off to masturbate in the sea of ecstasy that has come over you from having read my prose?

Life is grand, ain't it. I mean, just look at what symbols on a screen can do for you. I'm sure that these words have caused thoughts to run through you mind that would have not otherwise become manifest. I'm also sure that emotions have begun to undulate throughout your body. You are forming opinions about what you are reading and your are about to erupt in an opinionated response yourself.

However, in your case, that almost always comes as just a little spurt, doesn't it?

There's something to be said for power released by the cosmic loquacious ejaculation of verbiage that I spew into each post that I manifest into creation through such linguistically artistic ramblings. In fact, that single sentence is longer than most of your posts.

Agree or disagree, it makes no difference because either way you have already participated in the sensual ecstasy of cerebral exchange.

A self-mastubatory illusion that never seems to satisfy is how I would describe it. (short and sweet and full of truth is how I prefer to "speak")

We all perceive life differently. What you see as "ranting" I see as "Exquisite Elaboration".

I mean, let's face it, what is Christianity itself? An elaboration of a an old gossip tale. Or a 2000 year old "rant".

In fact, if you read the New Testament all those guys were doing was ranting on and on about a bunch of rumors. So the entire biblical cannon is nothing but a book of rumor rants.

Evangelists are nothing but ranting gossipers who go around repeating the original rants from their original gossip book.

The whole biblical mythology is nothing but a rant.

However, I'm sure that the Christians see it as "Exquisite Elaboration".

Besides,... I love to type in long posts because people actually read them. Thus they get the same idea presented to their mind from various different perspectives.

There can be no question that a lot of people read my posts in their entirety because lot of people respond to just about everything I say.

That's the way the human mind works.

Once it starts reading something it wants to suck up the whole thing in its entirety. Especially in the case of writings as interesting and captivating as mine. Once people start reading my words they become totally mesmerized with the awesome intellectual brilliance of the content. It's just hard to put down a good book once you get started reading it. :bigsimle:

So I write these short-story posts to give people ecstatic pleasure. I enjoy pleasing people and they seem to have become addicted to my writings as well. I have quite a large following. If I published a book it would probably become an instant best-seller simply because it was written by me. The actual content would be moot.

Hello?

Are you still reading this Exquisite Elaboration, or have you run off to masturbate in the sea of ecstasy that has come over you from having read my prose?

Life is grand, ain't it. I mean, just look at what symbols on a screen can do for you. I'm sure that these words have caused thoughts to run through you mind that would have not otherwise become manifest. I'm also sure that emotions have begun to undulate throughout your body. You are forming opinions about what you are reading and your are about to erupt in an opinionated response yourself.

However, in your case, that almost always comes as just a little spurt, doesn't it?

There's something to be said for power released by the cosmic loquacious ejaculation of verbiage that I spew into each post that I manifest into creation through such linguistically artistic ramblings. In fact, that single sentence is longer than most of your posts.

Agree or disagree, it makes no difference because either way you have already participated in the sensual ecstasy of cerebral exchange.

Well maybe someday you'll be able to live up to your preference.

I hope it becomes a reality for you.

I fully support your dream.

What? Only a "spurt" of rebuttal?

It wasn't a "rebuttal". It was simply well-wishes.

But thanks for displaying your disappointment.

Fear not, owl be back later with more great prose to read.

What gives you the idea that I was disappointed???

On the contrary, it was rather humorous that only a fews posts earlier you tried insulting Arcamedees with this: "However, in your case, that almost always comes as just a little spurt, doesn't it? "


So, 2 little spurts in row now.... Too funny!

Look in the nearest mirror.

god is looking back at you.

he is with you as he is with me.

What gives you the idea that I was disappointed???

On the contrary, it was rather humorous that only a fews posts earlier you tried insulting Arcamedees with this: "However, in your case, that almost always comes as just a little spurt, doesn't it? "


So, 2 little spurts in row now.... Too funny!

Oh, so you were trying to insult me.

I see.

Please forgive me for thinking better of you.

My mistake.

Even when I am masturbating? Oh no!