From: Ron Fox

Cc: Sent:
Subject: Dateing web sites




10) " I LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST"

( is this really the most profound philosophical statement you can com up with?
dig a little deeper,Nietzche.)

9) "LOVE TO LAUGH or FUN LOVING"

"(alright! A personwho enjoys laughter and fun. What a rare individual; I must meet her/him at once. Just once I would like to see " loves to sob uncontrollably for days on end"

(8 "I'm_________ YEARS OLD BUT I LOOK MUCH YOUNGER"

(Sure you do. And if I did a couple more sit-ups, I could still make the starting lineup
for the Kansas City Chiefs. (Is self-delusion great or what?"

(7 "I AM DOWN TO EARTH"

(if i see this phrase one more time,I'll...I'll...I don't know WHAT I'll do! I might be forced
to actually turn off my computer and go interact with people in the REAL world. OKAY, I probably wouldn't do anything THAT drastic. But you get the idea.)

(6 " I CAN GO FROM JEANS TO A COCKTAIL DRESS IN 10 MINUTES "

( You must be very proud. I can't beleive they haven't made this a Olympic event yet.)

(5 " I"m A INTELEGENT........"

( If you cant spell "INTELLIGENT"................do you see where I am going with this?
Class?..........Anyone?.........)

(4 " I'M A TYPICAL ( insert astrological sigh here )"

(Astrology???? Yeal it's a science. I think they use it a NASA. I don't even know where to begin here. If your looking for some insight into the nature of my character,don't ask me what my sigh is. Talk to the Easter Bunny, he has the real inside track on me.)

(3 " I DON'T HAVE A PIC, BUT TRUST ME YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!"

( Trust me, I will)

(2 "LOOKING FOR THE ONE" or "LOOKING FOR MY SOULMATE"
( Really? These are the most fresh and original lines you can come up with? Your mother
and I had such high hopes for you. Oh well,there's always trade school.)

And the Number One Most Overused Phrase In A Personal Ad is..........

(1 "DON'T WORRY, I PLAN TO LOOSE [sic] THE WEIGHT REAL SOON"

( Ok, it's probably just me, but why am I still worried? )

Put the all together,and the end result will look something like this.........

"FUN-LOVING,DOWN TO EARTH MAN/WOMAN WITH 5 KID FROM 5 DIFFERENT FATHERS / MOTHERS SEEK A INTELEGINT GUY / GAL WHO LOVES TO LAUGH. MUST BE IN SHAPE!!!! I'M TEMPORARILY 50 POUNDS
OVERWEIGHT, BUT DON'T WORRY, I PLAN TO LOOSE THE WEIGHT RIGHT AFTER I FINISH THESE FRIES! MUST LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT / ANGALENA JOLEE AND BE NO OLDER THAN 35. I'M 49 BUT LOOK MUCH YOUNGER!!!
I DON'T HAVE A PIC,BUT TRUST ME YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED! I'M A LIBRA SO I LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST! I GET ALONG WITH GEMINIS WHO HAVE 6-FIGURE INCOMES! MUST HAVE A BIG HEART AND A BIGGER HOUSE, CUZ THE LANDLORD JUST KICKED US OUT!"

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

RONFOX

lol,, cute

ahhaha

Ron, you should check out this thread-

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/286148

"No Drama"

Only Drama I like is in a movie or watching someone else go thru it.
You all have a good afternoon, Taking the boat out, time to ski
Ron fox

"I am a great lay"

No you're not.

i am to...

I'm horny

ahahahah
true true true true cynical but true

how do you know i'm not