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This thread dedicated to everything "cinema cheese".
What are some of your favorite cheesy films? Films Of The Day: Fatty Drives The Bus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04QnidtVVw The Brain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQhdSK3bQ_M&feature=related Films starring Michael Sopkiw: 2019: After The Fall Of New York http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO7vyh8DE6Q Massacre In Dinosaur Valley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mglfxYpQTo Monster Shark (aka Devil Fish) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThP3Pe_H4Cs Blastfighter (Father out to avenge his murdered daughter flick- Before Neeson, before Gibson...there was Sopkiw! ) Montage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXmR7ClnVOQ |
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Roddy Piper's other cheese classic: Hell Comes To Frogtown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKwteCwCSMw |
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The Jet Benny Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bsi0ATEkcI Flesh Gordon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FilYgi_LZ_c Galaxina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCtQC27zUEY Starcrash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tESwX3doaI&feature=related Ice Pirates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJsXMIPeqM Dark Star http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSccwmmrS5A and here's Raquel Welch doing a space girl dance... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgqTS3XcAuI&feature=related |
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Love the title of your thread, by the way.
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Love the title of your thread, by the way.
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Without Warning '80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ziYjpf08k Scalps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxLSZFO-wTI&feature=related |
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could you be more specific..? Im not sure what you mean by cinema "cheese"..would that be those old campy B movies??
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Edited by
Torgo70
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Wed 10/06/10 09:01 AM
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could you be more specific..? Im not sure what you mean by cinema "cheese"..would that be those old campy B movies??
Yes. Campy, kitsch, schlock. Ed Wood, Herschel Gordon Lewis, Frank Henenlotter, John Waters, Russ Meyer, William Castle Roger Corman, Troma Studios.... |
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So I'm assuming most Bruce Campbell movies would fall under this genre?
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Exploitation, sexploitation, blaxploitation, nunsploitation, grindhouse, drive-in flicks
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So I'm assuming most Bruce Campbell movies would fall under this genre? He would be the spokesperson if cheese cinema had a spokesperson. |
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So I'm assuming most Bruce Campbell movies would fall under this genre? He would be the spokesperson if cheese cinema had a spokesperson. I agree. But I still enjoyed every minute of his films.
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Edited by
Torgo70
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Wed 10/06/10 11:34 AM
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So I'm assuming most Bruce Campbell movies would fall under this genre? He would be the spokesperson if cheese cinema had a spokesperson. I agree. But I still enjoyed every minute of his films.
I'm not saying I didn't  I love cheesy cinema. While most people are flocking to see the next Matt Damon movie, I'm eagerly anticipating the release of films like Cannibal Girls on DVD.
Also, Bruce Campbell's second film Going Back is a nice little drama about 2 teens dealing with becoming adults. |
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do you watch burn notice? i hate that donovan guy, but campbell and anwar are good...
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If the film is badly dubbed, it belongs here.
If there is a big spooky mansion with a gorilla running around, it belongs here. If the film's title starts with "I Was A Teenage-", it belongs here. If Joe Bob Briggs gave it a rave review, and Roger Ebert considers it the "worst movie ever made", it belongs here. If the special effects scenes are recycled from previous movies, or TV shows, it belongs here. If there's a monster, and you can quite clearly see the zipper, it belongs here. If it features the director's grandmother obviously reading from a script, it belongs here. If it has a 20-something dwarf playing a 12 year old child, it belongs here. If Fangoria Magazine is used as product placement, it belongs here. If George "Buck" Flower, or Paul L Smith have "Special Appearance By" above their names in the opening credits, it belongs here. If the film features Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Michelle Bauer, or all 3 at the same time, it belongs here. If you see Roger Corman, Lloyd Kaufman, Charles Band, or David F Friedman listed as Executive Producers, it belongs here. If Bob Burns, or Forrest J Ackerman make a cameo appearance, it belongs here. If the teenagers all look like they're in their mid-30's, it belongs here. If drinking an alcoholic beverage causes a character to either melt into a toilet, or is turned into an oozing monster, it belongs here. If it features a character carrying his brother around in a basket, it belongs here. If dogs are doubling as rats or shrews, it belongs here. If VW Bugs are being used as giant spiders, it belongs here. If somebody has an evil version of themselves, or a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit growing out of them, it belongs here. If you're watching a movie and think "This would be perfect for Mystery Science Theater 3000", it belongs here. If the movie stars Adam West, it belongs here. |
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do you watch burn notice? i hate that donovan guy, but campbell and anwar are good... Yeah, if it wasn't for Campbell I wouldn't watch it. |
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So would you say a horror flick with a budget of under $50 belongs here? (Yeah, Blair Witch I'm looking at you)
How about when the evil robot is obviously made out of cardboard and sweater buttons painted silver? When all death scences have to be done "in shadow?" When you finish watching the movie and you actually say, "Wow, I can't believe I watched that whole thing."? Do M. Night Shyamalan movies count? (The Village, I'm looking at you) |
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