A new Albertson's grocery store just opened in Las Vegas , Nevada . It has an automatic water mist to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Bud Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

cute! Jerry, Cute!

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ok....somebody needs a nap

me ??

uh Yeah

At the Olson's grocery last night we were looking at the produce when the misting water came on and some silly song. I told my girlfriend that when we went to the dairy section we would hear cows moo-ing, and in the meat section too, hens clucking by the eggs....but I told her we would stay away from the toilet paper section.
She laughed and so did the clerk who overheard the whole thing.

Oh HELL no.

Thats cute, Thanks

i am not going to ask this time