my girlfriend recently asked me if i would be interested in trying phone sex, since we are away from eachother so much. I told her "hon, I appreciate the effort your your putting into our relationship to keep things exciting, but i'm pretty sure the holes would be too small."

Unless you got a really big phone!

Unless you got a really big phone!

sounds like a good offer and a missed opportunity

phone sex happened 20 yrs ago back in cali....

I am so surprised you didn't tell her your weenie was not that long!

Either that or "Phone sex? How can I even tell it is a girl?"

or "Sex with a phone? HOW? Where am I supposed to put it?"

There is also the stand by "But my phone does not like me that much!"

Phone sex is a type of virtual sex that refers to sexually explicit conversation between two or more persons via telephone, especially when at least one of the participants masturbates or engages in sexual fantasy. Phone sex conversation may take many forms, including (but not limited to): guided, sexual sounds, narrated, and enacted suggestions; sexual anecdotes and confessions; candid expression of sexual feelings or love; discussion of very personal and sensitive sexual topics; or just two people listening to each other masturbate.

TMI!!!


I am pretty sure all of us know what it really is but thanks anyways.

LOL, call me old fashioned, but there is no substitute for the real thing. Well, I mean there are substitutes lol but none that provide the same gratification. And if there is a substitute that provides the same gratification, (minus the relationship problems) I am missing out.

its called "anonymous sex" where you picka random dude or chick off the street and ask if they want to hva e fun with no strings attached....it seriously works
not that ive ever tried but some of my (desperate) friends have done it in the past

sounds interesting, just not my kind of thing. i don't like one night stands and i definitely have to be comfortable with someone to sleep with em

I'm sure one of the "Tiny" holes on the spreaker would work just fine for you! Just kiddin' buddy.

Sure you haven't. Besides, that's way to dangerous. One condom's ain't 100 percent safe, especially with crabs, hepatitis, HIV, Herpes or any of the funky stuff. You can get it from any cut on the body or open sores in the mouth.

Not to mention you never know who your picking up off the street. They may do that with several people a day and every time you do something sexual with someone you do something sexual with EVERYONE that person has done stuff with or had sex with.

Also what if they are not into what your into and not compatible in that way and try some of those things with you like Pain, S&M, Potty Games, Torture or Kids?

Then there's the possibility of them being a violent person, serial killer, rapist, serial rapist, kidnapper, torturer etc. That's how a lot of them prey on people, looking for people for random sex or prostitution.

Me to, I am waiting until I am in a very serious relationship or married before I have sex again. I think it just complicates things while you get to know eachother.

Don't get me wrong sexual compatibility is a big part of it, but you can work out flaws sexually if you truly love and wanna be with the person. It's not hard to do and you can discuss it without having to actually do it.

Also it is really fun to explore and try new things and to try all most everything with someone you love.