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Q:whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: after you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. Q:whats a blond's favorite nursery rhyme? A: hump me dump me. Q:did you hear about the new blonde paint that just came out? :its not very bright but it spreads really easy. Q:what did the blond say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? A: are you sure it's mine? Q: what does a blond do, after a battered wives meeting? A: the dishes if she knows whats good for her. Q:if a blond and a brunette jumped off a building who would land first? A: the brunette, cause the blond would have to stop and ask for directions. Q: how can you tell if a blond has used your computer? A: there is white out on the screen. Q: how many blond's does it take to change a light bulb? A: 100, one to hold the light bulb, and 99 to turn the house. Q:what do you call 10 blond's in a freezer? A:frosted flakes. Q:how can you tell if a blond had a bad day? A: she has a tampon behind her ear, and can't find her pencil. Q:why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? A:she threw away all of the W's. Q: how do you kill a blond? A:put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Q:how do you get a blond pregnant? A: fuc* her, stupid! |
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  lol
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lol
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
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ok here's one lol
why did the blonde die in the helicopter crash? she got cold and turned the fan off lol |
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If blondes could read, they'd be offended by this.
*quickly runs out of the room* |
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If blondes could read, they'd be offended by this. *quickly runs out of the room*    
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Thu 09/30/10 01:24 PM
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< bleached blonde |
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If blondes could read, they'd be offended by this. *quickly runs out of the room* 
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ok here's one lol why did the blonde die in the helicopter crash? she got cold and turned the fan off lol |
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3 blond's walk into a bar, the fourth one ducked.
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Edited by
Torgo70
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Thu 09/30/10 04:19 PM
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Did you hear about the 2 blondes that were found frozen to death in their car?
They went to the drive-in to see the film "Closed For The Season" |
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why did the blond miss her flight? she saw a sign that said "<--airport left"
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What did the blonde say as she opened up a box of cherrios, "LOOK, donut seeds!"
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What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747! How does a blond turn on the lights after sex? she opens the car the door! Did you hear about the blond that broke her nose on the steering wheel? She tried to blow the horn! What do you call a bunch of blonds in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel! Why did the blond climb over the chain link fence? to see what was on the other side! |
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Q:what did the blond say after multiple orgasms?
A:are all you guys on the same team? |
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Q: whats the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blond?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted. |
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Q: what are 3 words a blond hates to hear during sex?
A: honey, I'm home! Q:whats a blond's favorite sexual position? A: whatever pays the most. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A blond gets on an elevator, and a man gets on right before the door closes. the blond, feeling rather smart that day looks at the man and says "T.G.I.F" the man looks at her and replies "S.H.I.T" the blond says to the man "I don't think you understand, I said "T.G.I.F" The man replies " and I said S.H.I.T" the blond now slightly annoyed said to the man " I was trying to be friendly I said T.G.I.F, meaning thank goodness it's friday". " so there was no need for you to be rude!". The man looks at the blond and says" I was trying to be friendly also, I said S.H.I.T, meaning " sorry honey it's thursday!" <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A blonde was driving down a country road and noticed out of the corner of her eye, another blond in the middle of a cornfield in a rowboat trying to row across the field. This enraged the blond, she stopped her, jumped out and screamed to the blond in the rowboat " it's blonds like you that give all blonds a bad name, and if i could swim i would come out there and kick your @ss!" <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A blond finally got fed up with all the blond jokes her co-workers were making about her, so she left work and went and had her hair dyed black. On her way back to her work she saw a farmer in a field with his flock of sheep. She decided that she was going to prove she was intelligent. So the blond pulled over and said to the farmer" If i can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can i claim one as my prize?" the farmer said "well that would be nearly impossible for anyone to guess so yes, if you guess correctly you can claim one out of my flock as your prize" The woman studied on it for a few minutes and finally told the farmer, "you have 167 sheep in your flock." The farmer stunned that the woman had been dead on, replied "ma'am you are correct, you may claim your prize" so the woman claimed her prize and got into her car ready to pull away when the farmer said " one more thing, if i can guess your natural hair color, can i have my dog back?" |
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How to keep a blonde entertained for hours:
Step 1 - Obtain a white piece of paper that is blank on both sides. Step 2 - Write the following message on each side of the paper: "Read message on other side." Step 3 - Give to the blonde. |
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Q:what do you do, when a blond throws a grenade at you?
A:pull the pin, and throw it back. |
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