While lying on her death bed, a woman told her husband of 60 years that he could open the chest at the foot of the bed, which had been off limits to him for all the years of their marriage.

The old man looked inside and found three ears of corn and $100,000. With a puzzled look on his face, he asked her why she had three ears of corn in a box.

The wife said, "Well, every time I cheated on you I put a ear of corn in the chest."

The husband thought to himself, "60 years of marriage and she only cheated three times. That's not so bad."

He then asked, "How did you get the $100,000 dollars?" The wife explained, "every time I got a bushel of corn I sold it."