my parents kicked my a$$ outside. So here I am as an adult sitting inside of the house working and playing on my computer every day. Wonder if I'm rebelling?

It's quite possible.

There's no "Back" button outside.

Hahaha they figured they better get ya outside while they could .....................

When I was young and wanted to play, I got into trouble around town...which ranged from shoveling dog crap in a purse, leaving it on the side of the road and waiting in the bushes for someone to stop and pick it up (which happened within 5-10 minutes without fail ) ...to trying to sneak into the grain elevators to go adventuring (which might have left me immobilized beneath tons of grain if I hadn't been caught in the process of doing so)...to making an attempt to collect money for the poor in order to raise funds to go gaming in the arcade the next town over.