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"I want a real man" = I want a man who can make me cum three times a night. some people just set their sights too low... 
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likes to spend romantic evenings at home = too cheap to take you out anywhere and prefer to go to your house to eat your food that you cook.
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"I look great in jeans or the little black dress" = "Limited wardrobe options"
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"I want someone who can make me feel alive again."
= I'm dead inside. |
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'Looking for a drama free women' ~ 'I am unable to effectively communicate and problem solve'
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'I want to feel butterflies again' ~ 'I bounce from relationship and relationship because I really don't know what a long term relationship is'
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'I am sensitive' ~ 'I am actually controlling and manipulative'
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"I consider myself to be intelligent, attractive, and fun to be with."
I am opinionated, plain, and I whine a lot. |
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"I consider myself to be intelligent, attractive, and fun to be with." I am opinionated, plain, and I whine a lot. I am opinionated and plain and whine a lot!  SO!  
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Darn i FORGOT what i was gonna write
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Darn i FORGOT what i was gonna write oh well! 
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"I will fill this out later" = "I will not fill this out later"
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I want a woman who understand that I am the man in the relationship-means you have a misogynistic, double standards type man, who usually wants more respect than he ever gives or deserves.
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I am looking for that woman to complete my life-Momma's boy
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Im looking for Mr/Ms Right = I have incredibly unrealistic expectations
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'What you see is what you get' ~ 'I am inflexible and don't know how to compromise.'
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"I like to see the glass as half full" = "I haven't learned any new cliches since 1948"
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"I am the most honest and trustworthy person you will ever meet" = meaning desparation and will lie behind your back.
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"Looking for family-oriented man" = "You must support my 12 kids and 3 ostriches"
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"Looking for family-oriented man" = "You must support my 12 kids and 3 ostriches" That's not true! I only have one ostrich! 
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