This is a distant cousin to my posting regarding online etiquette. I'm new to the online dating experience and enjoy mingle's active community. As I read the profiles and postings, there are many new and veteran members who suggest that online dating can go from...who are you.. to... where have you been all my life...to...what a [pejoratively fill in the blank] in a few days, hours, maybe even minutes. So I thought it would be fun and informative to share some Hero/ine to Zero/ine online tales. I do hope responses will be fun and generalized to protect the online identities involved.

....uh..could you put that in english... jk

for a second there i thought you were suggesting we share our heroin?

no way, i'm not that nice!

Well, that is not nice....

There are people saying stupid chit all the time up in here. How much time do you got?.............

yea, if that survives the mods, maybe it could be ??fun??.

I have met one person from here and we just met as friends and it stayed as friends.

Well I'm not certain as to where this fits within your sliding scale however it was a very disturbing experience that left me w/a haunting memory.I was once propositioned by a tu-tu wearing,big breasted woman w/a hairy chin;( She asked me to participate in her fruit throwing fetish.I firmly believe that it would require more than serious ganja to rid myself of this ghastly experience.Just saying!G'luck & Godspeed!Cy;=)

Stay away from my H, kc...I mean, I love ya man, but this is my ****.

will do man....but could you pass me the mt. dew?
i'm a bit parched

Fear aka the Bong Burglar! Kc, he really don't like sharing.

He hop a ride with an asian guy, a cheetah AND Neil Patrick Harris just to get to my place for some teeeeeeny cheese burgers and stole my bong!

.........at least that's how I remember it going.

ya just can't trust some people!

In my defense...I found the cheetah on the way there, well, originally I was lost but the cheetah helped me out. THEN we ran into NPH and he gave us a lift to the nearest White Castle and we ran a covert operation to retrieve the bong.

If I understand this correctly, you are asking us to share stories of people we thought we liked but turned out totally different?

If that be the case then, I had one guy stalking me (in a thread I started) after I stopped taking his calls and blocked him from messaging me.

Every gal ive sent a message to who has'nt at least respectfully declined.

I Love Toads!



Whoever can lick the most backs in an hour wins!

The one guy here who I was serious about, said he wanted the same things I did. We started talking marriage and then he pops me an email saying he didn't want property. He wanted a quarter acre on the lake and a boat and that was that. When I asked where the animals would go, he told me to leave them at my folks.

He broke it off when I said nope!

I met someone here and got caught up in the whole internet virtual reality dating thing..it was my first and last (Im a bit wiser now)..it was great fun until I discovered the truth about him, everything he said was a lie constructed to screw with my head...you really have to be care full and dont let yourself get caught up in the rush of emotions you get...

This one chick wanted to meet me because she thought I was not who I said I was. We met. I totally blew her mind. Problem was that she was NOT who she said she was. Biatches man!

I had the same thing happen to me.