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Topic: MOWING THE GRASS""
TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76438	Tue 06/26/07 10:37 PM
Lawn Mowing and Beer On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

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bamabeecee Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 775	Wed 06/27/07 09:37 AM
No man is hung that good!

lady_blues Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 202	Thu 06/28/07 08:19 AM
lol

sxpak2go Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 3339	Thu 06/28/07 08:47 AM
so that is what it take to get her to cut the grass and all this itme i have been drinking bud.

KAY KAY Joined Sun 05/06/07 Posts: 1795	Thu 06/28/07 08:50 AM
Now that was too cute!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 06/28/07 11:00 AM
PERFECT ... lmao .. I am gonna try that ... oh I can't .. I forgot I live alone .. LMAO ....

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