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uk1971
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Two friends are talking in a bar.
One says to the other. “My mother-in-law died yesterday. She sat in the chair, laid back, closed her eyes, and that was it.” “That’s the best way to go.” replied his friend. “Yeah, it is.” said the first. “But the dentist crapped himself.” I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train and think, ‘I’ll have that! I’ve entered my pet eagle in an avian showbiz contest… It’s called Britain’s Got Talons. Last night my wife let me go on top. I love bunk beds! As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a taxmans funeral, a voice screamed from inside the box, “I’m not dead! I’m not dead!” To which the vicar shouted back, “Sorry, the paperwork has already been done!” “I’ve got a little baby, he’s two. He doesn’t speak, he’s a slow learner – he’s only got two words: car and map. I’m really worried he’s trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!”  
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Two friends are talking in a bar. One says to the other. “My mother-in-law died yesterday. She sat in the chair, laid back, closed her eyes, and that was it.” “That’s the best way to go.” replied his friend. “Yeah, it is.” said the first. “But the dentist crapped himself.” I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train and think, ‘I’ll have that! I’ve entered my pet eagle in an avian showbiz contest… It’s called Britain’s Got Talons. Last night my wife let me go on top. I love bunk beds! As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a taxmans funeral, a voice screamed from inside the box, “I’m not dead! I’m not dead!” To which the vicar shouted back, “Sorry, the paperwork has already been done!” “I’ve got a little baby, he’s two. He doesn’t speak, he’s a slow learner – he’s only got two words: car and map. I’m really worried he’s trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!”
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