there was a bus full of native men who had managed to save up money to leave their reservation and head to vegas to gamble. It was of course a mens trip as it was full of guys. the bus was filled with 50 men in all and they were all excited to head to vegas and try their luck at the slots and other gambling venues. Halfway into their trip however the bus swerved as one of it's tires blew and they got into a giant accident and all were killed immediately.

the men found themselves up at heavens gate and were gathered around as St. Peter announced to them all "Before you go into heaven, god has said that you may all have one wish as you were all in such a horrific accident, so please line up for your wish."

the men lined up and as the first one came up to st.peter, st. peter asked the man "my child...what is it that you wish?"

the native man stood there thinking for a minute then smiled as he said to st. peter, " i wish for you to make me handsome like brad pitt!" St. Peter smiled and nodded and POOF the native man was made very handsome as he walked into heaven.

the men seeing this all nodded and made the same wish as they came up to St. Peter.

now as the line was dying down a man was laughing shaking his head, he was the 48th. He walked up to st. peter still laughing and st. peter asked him "and what is your wish child?"

the native man shook his head laughing really hard said "i wish you would make them all ugly again!"

That was just too funny!

Classic!