Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Paducah , KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green . One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently
lives in Lexington . She is still a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland , who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

If that is funny, you're pathetic.

WOW

that is funny!

pathetic....try not to be so serious, they call them jokes...

that is awesome, lol.

That IS funny!!!!!

when you meet our last Prime Minister, youll be kissing Obama's feet in gratitude. Kevin Rudd or Obama. I think I'll take the black guy thx, he wont need security. Anyone tries to attack him he'll bust a cap,...I think you get what Im saying.

That was funny, but not nearly as funny as watching the Hussein supporters ball their tiny fist in a fit of rage.

Obama is only black on the outside, he has got to be the whitest black guy i have ever seen!

OMG, OMG,

I think I just peed myself laughing.

Too bad it wasn't about this "joke".