It was the first day of first grade, and the teacher told the class "You are now in First Grade. You are big boys and girls now. So, there will be no more baby talk. Now I would like each of you to tell me what you did over the summer. Let's start with Johnny."
"I went on a choo-choo train ride," said Johnny.
"Now Johnny, remember, no baby talk. Mary, you're next."
"I went to grandpa's farm and got to ride a horsey!" she said.
"Mary, I heard baby talk. This is first grade. Let's hear from Tommy."
"I read a book with my parents," he said.
"Oh really? What book?"
"Winnie the sh@t!"

The teacher did want adult talk now didn't she?