One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw

two men along the roadside eating grass.



Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to

investigate.



He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"



"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have

to eat grass."



"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"

the Lawyer said.



"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over

there, under that tree."



"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.



Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."



The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also

have a wife and SIX children with me!"



"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.



They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as

large as the limousine was.



Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and

said, "Sir, you are too kind.



Thank you for taking all of us with you."



The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.

The grass is almost a foot high."

LOL thats funny :)

omg thats just awful

how many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb.




50. 1 to change the lightbulb and 49 to file the appropriate paperwork.

why wont sharks eat lawyers?




professional courtesy.

what do u need when u have a lawyer stuck up to his chin in sand?




more sand.

where can you find a good lawyer?

in the cemetary

What's the difference between a porcupine and a mercedes full of
lawyers?

the porcupine has pr!cks on the outside

LMFAO I love lawyer jokes!

lol yall aint right